kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

uncwoso:

@BrittaniBartok: When you’ve hydrated for your drug tests & you’re last in line trying not to pee yourself @hannagardner71 @meganbucky http://t.co/s072gJXljC

uncwoso:

@BrittaniBartok: When you’ve hydrated for your drug tests & you’re last in line trying not to pee yourself @hannagardner71 @meganbucky http://t.co/s072gJXljC

henriksaves:

unrealistic-banana:

queenofsabah:

in-vagina-we-thrust:

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

Good evening everybody. Sleep good.

BYEEEEE

Bye

yo tell me why I looked at the pic and new the caption would be along those lines. I’m deleting forever. y’all play too much. 

henriksaves:

unrealistic-banana:

queenofsabah:

in-vagina-we-thrust:

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

Good evening everybody. Sleep good.

BYEEEEE

Bye

yo tell me why I looked at the pic and new the caption would be along those lines. I’m deleting forever. y’all play too much. 

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