makethelastonecount:

My bathing suit is telling me “damn girl you need to go to the gym” but my sweatpants are telling me “nah girl you’re good”

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

awwww-cute:

This dog will sit like this for hours

awwww-cute:

This dog will sit like this for hours

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

*thirst follows myself*

  • Joffrey: m'lady
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